bye bye Alex everyone thinks you’re a…

Not Our Face : David Morgan

silly cow…

“I’m not throwing water at anyone. It’s bigger than that … personal offence is never forgotten. Do you know what I mean?

“We are just inside the house. I’ve got a very, very, very, very, very strong team outside the house”.

Alex to Darnell

oh dear love this is almost as sad as Westwood arranging his own Drive By. Well lovely people we’ve been spared a ‘Dissappointed Mum’ Davina interveiw as Alex has had to leave by the back door for being quite frankly a big fat prison bully and the moment BB pulled her out she’s all apologetic, funny that, expect a tell all ‘I’m not a gangster I’m a role model for teenage twats’ story in Heat/Look/New/VagFlaps/Bella next week.

To be honest tho I say let her rot and don’t dare give her the accolade of ‘Notorious’ or ‘Controversial’ in crappy ‘just fill the column inches’ interveiws. This is what feeds her she wants it. We have to remember she is a mother, the poor poor child shouldn’t have to put up with her mum being a tit all over media. Also I could go a long time without hearing her suck her teeth at people.

It’s channel 4/endermol’s fault they should have spotted her a mile off, and be sure that they didn’t want her to be ejected, they need this series to go without too much controversy, which sadly makes for a dull series so far and in that respect at least Alex was interesting to talk about.