Ariel is evil: Proof

Hello - just a quickie, we saw this advert and were immediately drawn to the fact that it was obviously evil. Surely if the ingredients to this miracle gel were found in nature we’d have been using them for years.

Sadly we bought the gel - long story involving a functioning washing machine in everyway except heating the water - and it works as it should but we’re worried we’re either killing all of the environment or congering a cleaning demon.

Further proof to the evil is the fact that it is sold in this amount…

E V I L, but it smells nice.