Jan06

Why is a bit of baby swapping too far?

Have you seen it? Have you heard? She swapped the dead baby for an alive one! Shocking isn’t it? The answer to the final question is no. This is happening in Eastenders for gods sake, not My Family or Americas Next Top Model. The day a lady has a normal happy baby in Eastenders is the day the show is cancelled. To get a bit more of an idea of how grim Walford is lets have a look see at two other characters and what they have done over this seasonal period: Stacey was raped, killed said rapist, let her husband die with the world thinking he was the killer. Stacey then tried to kill herself but gave up, hopped on a plane and ran away...

Jan05

How I Would End It A...

Get ready for a grand sweeping statement: The most disappointing thing in the whole world is the bad ending to a story. A recent bout of bad and lacklustre endings have led me to this conclusion, with culprits across all forms of media. In TV the series ending of Doctor Who was a...

Primeval Season 4 Episode 1 Jan04

Primeval Season 4 Ep...

Oh my god! Oh my god you guys! Primeval is bloody back! Before I get started on my thoughts of the first episode (me, me, me its all about me) I feel there are a number of things that need to be said when it comes to Primeval, because every other bleeding person is saying them. So here goes...

Nov24

The Award For Worst ...

We demand you watch this to the end. Our thoughts: Clearly some one thought that match.com was a good idea and HAD to be replicated. ‘My New Eyes’ will be Christmas number 1. We would like this pair to teach the cast of Hollyoaks how to...

Nov22

Two Vaginas Are Bett...

On this glorious day that the Lynch sisters (formally Ms. Lynch and before that half of B*witched) relaunched themselves again as Barbarellas we look at some of our favourite female pairings in pop. Body Rock -- Barbarellas from Barbarellas on Vimeo. Mel and Kim The...